Rules:
* Set your music player on Shuffle.
* For each question, answer with the first line/first few lines of the chorus for whatever song starts playing. You must use that song's chorus! (In some cases, the song doesn't have an identifiable chorus, so I'll just use the first line of the song. AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.)
* Skip to the next song for the next question.

How are you feeling today?
I'm kind of pretty, and pretty damn smart. I like romantic things like music and art. And as you know I have a gigantic heart. So why don't I have a boyfriend? F***! It sucks to be me!

It sucks to be me from Avenue Q
(lol how appropriate)

Will you get far in life?
I will never let you fall. I'll stand up with you forever. I be there for you through it all, even if saving you means sending me to heaven.

Your Guardian Angel by the Red Jumpsuit apparatus
(well, not if i'm gonna be saving this stupid broad lol)

How do your friends see you?
In this world of ordinary people... extraordinary people, I'm glad there is you.

I'm glad there is you by jamie cullum
(well, they're glad I'm alive at least lol.)

Will you get married?
Well, it's too bad and it's too sad, That I'm in love with you. Well, you love me and then you snub me, But what can I do ..... I'm still in love with you. I guess I'll never see the light, I get these blues most every night, Since I fell for you.

Since I fell for you
(Aww, sad face )

What describes your lover?
If you were gay, that'd be ok. I mean cause hey, I'd like you anyway. Because you see, if it were me, i would free to say that I was gay but im not gay. If you were gay from Avenue Q

(XD Thank you so much Irk)

What is the story of your life?
Suckin too hard on your lollipop, love's gonna get you down. Suckin too hard on your lollipop, oh love's gonna get you down. Lollipop by Mika

(already learned that lesson lols)

What was/is high school like?
I am not a sinner nor a saint, not that I will lose my head and faint every time we touch, no, am I forgiven? - Not A Sinner Nor A Saint by Alcazar
(Again, one that would have worked fine one question ago!)

What should you tell to the people who are jealous of you?
Listen up tonight it's on take your clothes off skinnydippin' all night long that's what we love. Skinny dippin by vengaboys
(so i flaunt it, exposed? Right on! XD)

What is today going to be like?
You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love. Don't let the neighbors stop you from making love! -You can be as loud as the hell you want (when you're making love) from Avenue Q
(that REALLY answers that question XD)

What is in store for this weekend?
You brush your teeth *chuchuchuchu chuchuchuchuchu* you brush your teeth *chuchuchuchu chuchuchuchuchu* -Brush your teeth by Raffi
(XD raffi = love)

What song Describes you?
Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo. I dont jump around when I go to shows, I must be emo. -Emo song by Adam and Andrew.
(geez, I'm just as bad as Emo turtle and Emosaur)

To describe your grandparents' friends?
Person man, person man. Hit on the head with a frying pan. Lives his life in a garbage can, person man. Is he depressed, or is he a mess? Is he the key or is he worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man. -Particle man by they might be giants
(Thanks gramma. love you too lol)

How is your life going?
Its raining men! Halleluya! Its raining men! Amen! I'm gonna go out and let myself get absolutely soaking wet! Its raining men! -Its raining men by those black ladies i cant remember
(yes, i has lots of men )

What song will they play at your funeral?
Gonna move into the country and eat a lot peaches. Peaches come from a can! They were put there by a man! In a factory down town! -Peaches by The Presidant of the United States of America.
(XD best funeral EVAH)

How does the world see you?
All I want is bubble gum! Bazooka zooka bubble gum! Bazooka zooka bubblegum! -Bazooka bubblegum, artist unknown
(So all i want is bubble gum. yay)

Will you have a happy life?
Now everybody’s died so until our tears are dried we’ll drink and drink and drink and drink, and then we’ll drink some more we’ll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light then we’ll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again
-another irish drinking song by DaVinci
(yay! Ima grow up to be an alchoholic! And I died in the Shannon River! Oh goody lol)

What do your friends really think of you?
Insane in the membrane (insane in the Brain! )
Insane in the membrane (crazy insane got no brain! ) -insane in the membrane by cypress hill
(yeah, that about sums it up)

Do people secretly lust after you?
If all of the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, oh what a rain that would be. I'd stand outside with my mouth open wide singing "Ah ah ah ah ah ah-ahah ah"

(I have no idea lol)

How can I make myself happy?
Its D & D! Fighting with the legends of lore! Its D & D! Never kissed a lady before! -D & D by stephan lynch
(So i have to go geek to be happy. oh good)

What should you do with your life?
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.
(oh great, Im gonna be a lesbian)

Will you ever have children?
Start wearin purple wearin purple, start wearin purple for me now, all your sanity and wits they will all vanish, i promise. Its just a matter of time.
(umm, i think i'll take that as a yes?)

Now... to make my own! *reshuffles, if a song reappears, live with it* Based on art memes, since I love them but cannot draw:

1) Pick a character, fandom, or your own original characters. (picks my pokemon, be them actually hatched or still in my mind lol)
2) Put your music player on shuffle.
3) Associate each song with a character or several characters. Type the most fitting part and them doing something related to the song, whether it's them reacting to it or just a fitting scenario.
4) Do this for ten songs. Or more. Or less. I'll be flexible.
5) Feel free to skip a song if it either just plain doesn't work or if the same theme keeps repeating itself.

1. Baby got back by mc hammer
I like big butts and i cannot lie, you otherbrothers cant deny.
MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

Characters - Trekkie, Lyane
Trekkie: *cops a feel*
Lyane: *giggle* Trekkie!
*later*
Trekkie: Lyane, she's hot n all, but her buns just aint big enough.
Dmitri: ...Dude, you're sick.

2. Robert's song by Secret agent bob
So on the winds we sail forth, on the sea of chaloopas. CHALOOPAS! When out of the ocean, the great chaloopa king, he comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury. My chaloopas I defend, from the king of the great chaloopa sea. With his arms of modern steam powered engines of the future, 6.99 for a value meal! 6.99 for a value meal!

Character: Jack
Jack: lul ima takin this song as mine now. lol chaloopas

3. Hey there Delilah
Hey there delilah, whats it like in new york city? You're a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty, yes you do.

Characters: Lilah and Tony

Tony: You know, lilah, this song makes a good deal of sense.
Lilah: You know, you're right!
Tony: But there's one thing in that song that isnt true
Lilah: *cocks her head* Whats that?
Tony: *hugs her* I'm right here with you

(D'awwww X3 this is actually their song yay my ipod loves me)

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